Tuesday, December 23, 2014

White Christmas

I know this will sound cliche, but when I look at this photo all I can hear is I'll Be Home for Christmas. You know those lines, "I am dreaming tonight of a place I love even more than I usually do." I grew up in Indiana and every Christmas was white. Snow crunching under my feet, warm smell of firewood burning, and the muffled sounds of the world. These were the Christmas's that I will always remember. When I go to Disneyland, I am instantly taken back to those special holidays. I many not be able to go "home" for Christmas, but it will always be apart of me. 

"Christmas eve will find me where the love light gleams. I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams."

Friday, December 19, 2014

It's A World of Laughter

Now I have to admit that this attraction often brings me more laughs than tears. Though, tears are shed when the attraction breaks down and I am stuck on the ride. It's the ride that we either love or hate- it's a small world. When the holidays arrive at Disneyland, I always love this attraction. I've only grown to love the original in the past few years (Thanks Walt for making this a classic attraction). So in the spirit of the holiday season, I present some of my favorite scenes from it's a small world!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Jungle all the Way

Here is a more extensive look at the Jingle Cruise. The skipper in me wants to give you puns for each photos, but I will refrain from such shenanigans...or atleast try to. I will warn you that the Jingle Cruise is full of fruitcake and jokes that will make you groan.

All the elephants want for Christmas are their "two trunk teeth".  

On the left bank there-it's a huge bull elephant. The large sloping forehead and enormous ears mark the African bull, the second most feared animal in the jungle. On the other, THE most feared animal in the jungle--his Mother-in-law.

Trader Sam is preparing for an End of the Year sale, he'll trade you two of his heads for the price of yours. Any way you slice it, you'll come out ahead! 

I hope you've enjoyed this post... if you didn't well my name isn't important. I know my jokes are stale and crumbly, and I'm sure I could do butter but its the yeast I can do on the sourdough I make here. I think I get my rye sense of humor from my dad. It's no wonder, he's Danish. I was born under a croissant moon and I used to be the toast of the town, until one day I just got spread too thin. Hey... don't stop reading, I am on a roll. Oh well, I guess you have to jam. Here is one last joke for all you mind readers out there.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Bad Place To Be Headed

By: Danielle Ernest

Every year around the holiday season the skippers begin to grow homesick and look forward to receiving care packages from home. However, the airplane cargo shipment with the holiday goods accidently unloaded over the jungle! As you can see, the jungle has been "decked" stem to stern with holiday fun. This Christmas season the Skippers provide a holly jolly adventure through the jungle! Hopefully I will be able to provide a boatload of photos and jokes that will sure to “sleigh” you. 

Have you had a chance to set sail on the Jingle Cruise? It even has a great way to get a head on your holiday shopping with Trader Sam-ta! 

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